Zemes
1.....
Office boss said Zemes , 'Zemes, please help me. I'm going to see my girlfriend tomorrow movie. You can do it for us two tickets? ' Zemes: Certainly, Sir, you will receive a ticket. Boss: yen means ... Can you cut a little corner of the site of tickets. But Zemes cinema hall is in the corner of the site of Tickets boss!
2.....
Zemes lover: I had my very favorite.
Zemes: Why?
Zemes lover: The yellow is my favorite color!
3.....
Once a mosquito fan Zemes current tear. Then the voice began to say, 'Fly the mosquitoes, but mosquitoes is steady in his seat,
seen Zemes quite satisfied. He wrote a book, 'So, do not listen to much fan tear when mosquitoes. Proven. '
4.....
Zemes traffic police have a job. He was one of the drivers was arrested midway.
Zemes this! Where is your helmet?
Driver: Hey foolish, I see,
Zemes: What it will look good? You can see the helmet paroni.
Driver: not on, see below. It is a two-wheel, four-wheel vehicles. Hindquarter!
5....
Zeme's wife: What are you like this stood front the door motionlessly?
Zemes: tiger prey go
. Zeme's wife: the secondary.
Zemes: It's a dog sitting outside the door, my fear!
6.....
Zemes doctor is in charge of the hospital.having excited a group of people came to the hospital. Said, 'Save our jhantu.'
Zemes was tested jhantu . He said, 'I'm sorry. You're just a little too late to bring the patient to the hospital. It was an hour before we could bring that.
The patient's relatives: Hey Doctor, just 15 minutes ago he injured , one hour before the should bring what?!!!
7.....
Zemes will sell a donkey. To advertise in newspapers give, I did not write it in plain language is poetic! Then
Zemes wrote, 'If anyone is in need of ass, remember me.'
